The White house announced today that President Bush will have a long tube inserted up his rectum on Saturday. The White House also announced that President Bush will temporarily hand over power of the country to Vice President Dick Cheney.
The president is having a colonoscopy, so I shouldn’t make fun.
Just remember while you are sobering up from a night of drinking, eating a bunch of bagels at Bagelfest or whatever else it is you do on a Saturday — Dick Cheney is in control of your country.
Scary…
