0717 Fortune Cookie-SH, by grizzly_lightning
I got this fortune cookie with my take-out earlier this week. The restaurant must have changed distributors, because this is a new brand of cookie.
I was really hoping that the cute panda bear would deliver a message of fear and doom… it didn’t. It was something along the lines of success and happiness.
How cool would it be if you opened up the cookie and the cute panda said something like “You will die before sunrise” or “My neighbor thinks your wife is lousy in bed”?
I should get a job writing fortunes.
