Not feeling well

Mallory was sick this weekend and now, just like clockwork, I’m not feeling well now.

I have the immune system of a wildebeest, elephant, wombat, snake, badger (scratching head) something with a great immune system… I could walk through an infirmary and vacation in a leper colony with no effects, but whenever Mal is sick I automatically get it. I didn’t even get within a few feet of her this weekend and the sickness hurled itself through the air into my pores.

Some might think it’s just a small stomach bug, but after stumbling across this video this morning… it is all perfectly clear. I am “man-sick”.

I’m going to go make some chicken-noodle soup and drink some 7-up. Now if someone would just get me a bell I’d be happy.