I haven’t been in the dating world for a long time, and hopefully I won’t ever be, but if I ever have to start from scratch with the ladies I want to model my dates like the MTV show, Next.
Think about it. You’re on a blind date and you tell the person to dress up like a mermaid, run an obstacle course and eat some seaweed. No, that’s not my ADD talking, I just watched someone do that.
So early warning that you should never need — If something horribly wrong happens between me and Mal, you might want to say no if I ask you out on a date.
Now playing:“This Ain’t a Scene, It’s an Arms Race”
Fall Out Boy
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