I shaved for the first time in almost four months last night.
That was a bad decision — My face feels like I have a Foreman Grill wrapped around it.
Normally I just trim my facial hair on the lowest setting of my beard trimmer.
In my head, trimming made it look like Brad Pitt’s stubble. (minus the face of a superstar)
When I saw a photo of myself, it looked more like Kevin Federline’s skanky beard.
Why didn’t anyone tell me?
