My fan letter to Rex Grossman

General | 01.15.06 | No Comments

Dear Mr. Grossman,

How hard is it to play the game the way that’s worked all season?

Seriously, you threw the ball worse than an overweight 83-year-old fan in the halftime pass-punt-and-kick competition.

The next time I see you I’ll be sure to remind you that you suck harder than a Dyson.

Thanks for an awesome season. Sitting on the bench, making millions of dollars to watch a game, and then finally getting in in the last month of the season to literally throw a championship game away to the Panthers.

Did you watch any of the games? Did you see how Orton played, and managed to not throw the ball like a slow-pitch church league softball game?

I hope you get traded to the Arena Football League.

Sincerely yours,
Stephen

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