I went out with the crew from the night desk at work to a Mattoon bar called “Spanky’s” tonight. Despite the name, I really, really like this bar. It wasn’t what I had in my head…
Although, I had to pretend I was gay to get a guy to stop buying drinks for one of my co-workers… that was kind of fun.
This drunk, obnoxious guy wearing suspenders (and a belt, such a no, no) sent two beers to Brooke and kept checking her out while we were there. So I sent one to him, made eye contact, winked and then kept the eye contact for a while. He didn’t send any more beer our way. I was wearing my gay shoes too…
The whole situation reminded us of the Seinfeld we all watched together last week during our dinner break. “How do you know we’re not together?”
I went to Wal-Mart to get a few things before I went home, and I ran into 5 people I have taken pictures of, it was kind of weird. Sons of politicians, women’s basketball players and teachers. I love my job.
I’m too tired to think of anything fun or witty, so I will post tomorrow while I’m at work.
Speaking of work, I have a nice rant…












